Invention of the Century — ”DNA Recombination”? Can it Stop Wars?

*Hiragana Times CIA(Cynically Insulting Agency)

In the past 2,000 years, human beings, who are gifted with wisdom, have brought civilization to many fields, but they still cannot stop wars, even in the 21st century. Now, a secret study about how recombining DNA can protect people from war is being carried out by an international network of DNA experts. When this study is completed, wars that have never been able to be halted since the start of mankind will be able to be stopped, and a road to eternal peace will be created. Hiragana Times CIA was successful in obtaining an interview with an expert who possesses detailed information about these developments.

CIA: In brief, what study is being carried out?

Exp.: Most of the past wars took place according to the following conduct, which can be explained on a very personal level: robbers with guns break into a defenseless house and steal money and other valuable possessions. In summary, in order to enjoy a richer life, they invaded other countries and stole property. Colonies are a good example of this. This process is the same as the law of jungle, and the ‘battle’ taking place in the business world every day. Regardless of how much you appeal to human morals, battles cannot be avoided unless human nature changes. The aim of the DNA scholars’ study is to find out what real human nature is from the viewpoint of DNA.

CIA: Could you explain exactly what are they studying?

Exp.: The primary factor leading to wars is a dangerous “greed for robbing” gene that is a fundamental component of human beings. Furthermore, leaders have a strong “greed for power” gene that creates a desire to manipulate citizens according to their wishes. While citizens have a strong “greed for sharing” gene that leads them to take advantage of the stolen benefits brought about by their leader who is threatening other countries by explaining that his mission is in the national interest of citizens. This human greed overrides their morals.

CIA: How far has the study progressed?

Exp.: The DNA of the “greed for robbing,” “greed for power” and “greed for sharing” genes have already been analyzed and identified. It takes only one day to recombine these genes per person. As there are some exceptions in the DNA, unfortunately not everyone’s greed will disappear, but when the DNA of the majority of people in the world converts to the opposite DNA, it is certain that no battles will ever break out among humans ever again.

CIA: How will the world change when peoples’ DNA is altered?

Exp.: Peoples’ awareness will be changed completely. For instance, rich countries will be regarded as places where citizens have the minds of plunderers and will be despised by everyone else in the world. The same contempt will be shown to corporations and individuals. Rich people will be regarded as having made their money by deceiving people, and subsequently looked down on.

CIA: However, some people became successful and rich due to the efforts of corporations and individuals, don’t they?

Exp.: Rich people will be regarded as greedy individuals who profited more than was appropriate. In other words, they will be looked at as cunning people who have monopolized their riches and not returned appropriate profits to society, and will be scorned as people who have out-dated DNA.

CIA: It seems that a big social reform will take place. When will it be realized?

Exp.: That’s a problem. In fact, it was found that the scholars who were involved in the development had greater greed than anybody else. They are asking such unreasonable patent fees that it makes the entire project impossible to realize.

*Hiragana Times CIA(Cynically Insulting Agency)

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