When you
look at your face in the mirror after taking off your thick
make-up...
*Hiragana Times CIA(Cynically Insulting Agency)
The current national pension issue in Japan has disclosed
the fact that almost everyone is cunning and indulgent,
including politicians and journalists. On this occasion,
the Hiragana Times CIA asked professionals in each field
about their true view of their occupation.
A Politician
The reason I chose this party is that I believed I would
be chosen in the election if I could become a nominee. It
doesn't matter which party I belong to. To be frank, I work
for those who offer me contributions and help gather votes.
A Bureaucrat
You say we receive a retirement allowance whenever we receive
"amakudari" at related organizations? Of course
this should be granted. You must know we decide the direction
of the country and are guiding the innocent citizens of
Japan. Politicians are arrogant, but they are our puppets.
A Journalist
Since our employment status is a contract, we are afraid
that our work could be terminated. Do I tone down a story
in some cases? Sure, especially when I receive hush money.
A Police Officer
I know our investigation budget is being abused and has
now become an issue. Lots of higher ranked officers have
built houses with the money they have received. If this
is done by a private company, people will be arrested for
embezzlement. But police chiefs are safe, since they will
be investigated by fellow policemen.
A Commentator
You know a famous economist recently tried to look up a
high school girl's skirt with a mirror and caused a big
fuss in the media. Intellectuals are frustrated dirty people
in reality.
A Doctor
Japanese men and women enjoy the longest lifespan in the
world. Do you know why? It is because Japanese doctors try
very hard to prolong the deaths of patients who are effectively
dead. Frankly speaking, these are the most profitable patients.
A Member of the Self Defense Agency
Imagine! We can learn about the latest technology while
receiving a salary. There are very few privileged educational
institutes like this. If I have to fight, I will of course
quit this job.
A Lawyer
No lawyers work for justice or fairness. Our job is to create
justice and justify the conduct of those who help us pay
back the loans on our holiday homes. Poor men consequently
always become losers.
An Interpreter
There are lots of occasions where I don't understand what
is being said, but nobody notices as long as I say something.
Bluffing is important for interpreting. But you should never
do for English, as many people understand.
CIA comment
Dear readers, why don't you look at your face in the mirror
sometimes when you are not wearing make-up? You know better
than anyone that you are neither handsome or beautiful.
Human beings live with thickly made up masks over their
ugly faces.
*Hiragana Times CIA(Cynically Insulting Agency)
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